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Aug
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2012

Hey Teachers…

What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a student say or do?

72 notes | education | teaching | teachers
  1. seemebeautiful answered: Me: Who has a pet?
  2. kolten6 answered: A student wanted to look a person up by their last name. I offered to help. He was looking for “Buth”. Queen Eliza Buth.
  3. travelingteacher123 answered: A student just told me that her favorite singer was Paris Hilton because her dad built hotels. I’m still not quite sure how that connects!
  4. aprilizabeth answered: A kindergarten boy stole $20 out of his mom’s wallet and tried to pay a third grade girl to kiss him on the playground :)
  5. larenee10 answered: “That crayon rolled up my nose!”
  6. jennyk365 answered: “The nipples on this chicken…”
  7. bitterrainbowbebe answered: My 1st full-time job as a student I had a student who called me “Your Majesty” daily. He pulled out my chair and responded “Yes/No my queen.”
  8. elsheetz answered: A first grader stuck his butt out and said, “I wish I had a tail!” When I asked why he just said, “I don’t know.”
  9. sillyputtyandstringbeans answered: I had a tenth grader spill juice on his lacrosse stick, jump up and ask, “Can I go to the bathroom? My shaft is sticky!”
  10. fancyfoodie answered: 8th grade student: Excuse me?
  11. czarinaofev answered: Is the yeast in bread the same thing as in a woman’s vagina when she has a yeast infection?
  12. isaidstaystaystay answered: A math problem said that Alaska has less than one person per sq mi. A student exclaimed, “That’d be a great place to make crystal meth!” OMG
  13. msjensmith reblogged this from heygirlteacher and added:
    running to kick a ball and falling on his back instead, Charlie Brown style.
  14. randomnessandgracia answered: Me: “Your Homework?” Student: “I did it…….IN MY DREAMS!!!”
  15. daughtercallingondaddy answered: I teach elem. music. A Kindergarten student got upset and retaliated by changing all the song lyrics to “meow”. Try not laughing at that!
  16. aljonesey answered: “How can you be a mom if you don’t have any kids?”
  17. tbirdstheword answered: I had a group of preschool’s feel, touch and smell a real coconut and one student said,
  18. parasauro1ophus answered: At snack time, a kindergarten boy suddenly turned to the girl next to him. “I’m going to have kids when I grow up.”
  19. wutheringlites answered: Can I be CEO of the table? ~ 4th grader
  20. sraaguas answered: One very tall, lanky 14 year old boy dove from his desk under mine to catch a battery falling out of my clock. In the middle of class.
  21. artteacheradventures answered: When a 3rd grade student was being teased about his pink shirt, he replied “Real men wear pink” and popped his shirt’s shoulders. :D
  22. m-a answered: A student writing cock instead of clock over and over in a writing and then reading it out loud to me during an observation.
  23. dontaskmetowait answered: When I asked a student if he liked chicken & he told me that chicken is the shit.
  24. lyneek answered: My students would sing into fans. A student in my roommate’s classroom did a cartwheel.

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